On the precipice of Thanksgiving, we should all give thanks to our very own hometown hero, Stef ‘Lil Nug’ Kundakjian. On Wed. night, Nov, 14, at approximately 8:37pm, High and East Streets were almost consumed by a blazing wildfire, save for the heroic effort of the Womb’s own Lil Nug. Ignoring great personal peril, she vanquished a raging electrical fire in the dark alley between the Womb and Fuckingham, with but only a small dish of H2O and a chunk of voluptuous curls. Moments later, a fireman and his truck arrived ready to douse out the flames. Alas, his efforts were in vain.* Stef had already extinguished the flames, saving the town of Grinnell from irrevocable loss. We should all be thankful to have Stef ‘Lil Nug’ Kundakjian in our presence. As the popular Armenian** saying goes: “little hero, big hair.”
Leah Dawson ‘13
*Well not entirely, since the two still managed to practice fire safety & stop, drop and roll.
**Also common phrase in Uruguay.***
****Maybe not LA.