6:45 a.m.—Wake up, search for Gatorade or water to cure hangover.
6:48 a.m.—Fall back asleep.
7:10 a.m.—Use bathroom, fall back asleep.
7:45 a.m.—Third attempt to wake up. Regret poor decisions made last night, fall back asleep.
8:20 a.m.—Wake up, seriously this time. Start seminar paper due at 10 a.m.
8:23 a.m.—Log on to ESPN TENNIS, check any Serena Williams updates.
8:40 a.m.—Search for new music. Still can’t find Great Gatsby Soundtrack anywhere.
8:55 a.m.—Actually start paper. Listen to the XX and Michael Bublé playlist.
9:56 a.m.—Finish seminar paper. Contemplate rewarding myself with a shot of honey-jack.
10:02 a.m.—Make it to seminar.
10:30 a.m.—Write Pub Quiz.
10:50 a.m.—Make French Open, Rome and Madrid predictions. #SerenaWilliams.
10:55 a.m.—Text Chris Marsho [’14] and Becca Richman [’15] and complain about how much of a joke my life is.
11:30 a.m.—Seminar out early. Shoutout to Cara Jones [Political Science].
12:00 p.m.—Send Snapchats to everyone.
1:00 p.m.—Ping pong with Le Gern [John Gernon ’15].
2:15 p.m.—Go to other seminar.
2:17 p.m.—Day-dream about Lonnski’s artichoke dip.
2:18 p.m.—Is this class over yet? Proceed to read Game of Thrones on iPad.
3:30 p.m.—Finish Pub Quiz.
4:10 p.m.—Contemplate going to tennis practice. Head to Grill.
4:11 p.m.—Bison [Ian Luby ’13] and Pun [Winichakul ’13] force me to go to tennis practice.
6:30 p.m.—Dinner/countdown to Pub Quiz and Rabbits Karaoke T-minus three hours.
7:15 p.m.—Pre-game Pub Quiz.
9:00 p.m.—Host Pub Quiz with Becca and Consta [Constanza Alarcon Cordon ’13].
10:00 p.m.—PUB RAVEE.
11:30 p.m.—Head to M00$e.
11: 30 p.m.—Weird Wednesday with tennis team.
11:45 p.m.—Head to Lonnski’s, pray kitchen is not closed for artichoke dip.
12:40 a.m.—Rabbits Karaoke time = Time for KC ice waters.
3:00 a.m.—Watch old Serena matches on YouTube … fall asleep.