Photograph by Tela Ebersole.

6:45 a.m.—Wake up, search for Gatorade or water to cure hangover.

6:48 a.m.—Fall back asleep.

7:10 a.m.—Use bathroom, fall back asleep.

7:45 a.m.—Third attempt to wake up. Regret poor decisions made last night, fall back asleep.

8:20 a.m.—Wake up, seriously this time. Start seminar paper due at 10 a.m.

8:23 a.m.—Log on to ESPN TENNIS, check any Serena Williams updates.

8:40 a.m.—Search for new music. Still can’t find Great Gatsby Soundtrack anywhere.

8:55 a.m.—Actually start paper. Listen to the XX and Michael Bublé playlist.

9:56 a.m.—Finish seminar paper. Contemplate rewarding myself with a shot of honey-jack.

10:02 a.m.—Make it to seminar.

10:30 a.m.—Write Pub Quiz.

10:50 a.m.—Make French Open, Rome and Madrid predictions. #SerenaWilliams.

10:55 a.m.—Text Chris Marsho [’14] and Becca Richman [’15] and complain about how much of a joke my life is.

11:30 a.m.—Seminar out early. Shoutout to Cara Jones [Political Science].

12:00 p.m.—Send Snapchats to everyone.

1:00 p.m.—Ping pong with Le Gern [John Gernon ’15].

2:15 p.m.—Go to other seminar.

2:17 p.m.—Day-dream about Lonnski’s artichoke dip.

2:18 p.m.—Is this class over yet? Proceed to read Game of Thrones on iPad.

3:30 p.m.—Finish Pub Quiz.

4:10 p.m.—Contemplate going to tennis practice. Head to Grill.

4:11 p.m.—Bison [Ian Luby ’13] and Pun [Winichakul ’13] force me to go to tennis practice.

6:30 p.m.—Dinner/countdown to Pub Quiz and Rabbits Karaoke T-minus three hours.

7:15 p.m.—Pre-game Pub Quiz.

9:00 p.m.—Host Pub Quiz with Becca and Consta [Constanza Alarcon Cordon ’13].

10:00 p.m.—PUB RAVEE.

11:30 p.m.—Head to M00$e.

11: 30 p.m.—Weird Wednesday with tennis team.

11:45 p.m.—Head to Lonnski’s, pray kitchen is not closed for artichoke dip.

12:40 a.m.—Rabbits Karaoke time = Time for KC ice waters.

3:00 a.m.—Watch old Serena matches on YouTube … fall asleep.